Does God Need a Cell Phone?

Man, don't you just sometimes wish God had a cell phone. I'm in the process of trying to choose the correct curriculum for the boys and would really like to just fast forward to having the decision made. (It reminds me of the time I sent Bryan to the store for feminine products.........he came back shaking his head mumbling something about too much to choose from.)

"Hi, God, sorry to bother you but I've searched the scriptures and can't find anything about homeschool curriculum. Bible was easy, duh, we're using the Bible. But I'm really stuck on math. What do you think.....Saxon or Singapore?"

"What's that, you think I'm stressing too much.......trying to be too much of a perfectionist."

"No, I didn't forget that you alone are perfect. I'm just trying to.......uh........"

"Yes, of course, I believe that as long as I'm trying to glorify you that you've got the rest covered."

"Before we hang up, what's your opinion on the grammar programs?"

"God?"

Oh well, so much for the cell phone idea.

Coffee, Candles, and Colored Pens

My first blog. Wow. I'll start by explaining the title of my blog. Coffee, candles, and colored pens are three things to which I am quite addicted. I'll start with coffee. Each morning my sweet hubby brings me my first cup (really a soup mug) of coffee......he sets it down on the bedside table and backs away slowly. All joking aside, I love anything coffee. I also adore scented candles. And colored pens.....sharpies, flair, uniball, etc. My current favorites are Bic Expressions. Each color has a related design on the pen. I can't go into any store without stopping by the office/school supply aisle to see what's new.
I'd love to hear your strange addictions. Come on. You know you have them.