"Hi, God, sorry to bother you but I've searched the scriptures and can't find anything about homeschool curriculum. Bible was easy, duh, we're using the Bible. But I'm really stuck on math. What do you think.....Saxon or Singapore?"
"What's that, you think I'm stressing too much.......trying to be too much of a perfectionist."
"No, I didn't forget that you alone are perfect. I'm just trying to.......uh........"
"Yes, of course, I believe that as long as I'm trying to glorify you that you've got the rest covered."
"Before we hang up, what's your opinion on the grammar programs?"
"God?"
Oh well, so much for the cell phone idea.
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Saxon.
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Just for the record, I didn't have a problem buying the feminine products....
chill
Love that your imagined conversation ending with being hung up on. Too funny.
we loved Saxon at school.
As far as the cell phone thing goes . . . whatdya think the ringtone would be????? And what would you do if you were having that conversation with Him and you lost the connection?
Seriously, though, if it were that easy for people they wouldn't value prayer as much, you know?
Ouch on the perfectionism. I'll attempt to pick myself up off the ground on that one!
I love the thought of God having a cell phone...
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